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PostSubject: very funny definitions   Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:13 pm

I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
& Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

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PostSubject: Re: very funny definitions   Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:28 pm

hhhhhhhh

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PostSubject: Re: very funny definitions   Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:01 am

hhhhhhhhh very funny ya basha
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PostSubject: Re: very funny definitions   Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:18 pm

thanks

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