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 let's see what will happen to us in 2010

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PostSubject: let's see what will happen to us in 2010   Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:42 am

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2010



Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."



Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."



Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"





Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610

"





Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your
mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"





Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?





Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"





Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."



Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"



Customer: "How come?"



Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood

pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"



Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"



Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"



Customer: "How do you know for sure?"



Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"



Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"



Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is

$49.99"



Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"



Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is

over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.

That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."



Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"



Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"



Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"



Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always

come and collect it on your motorcycle..."



Customer: " What!"



Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a

Scooter,...registration number 1123..."



Customer: " ????"



Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"



Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free

bottles of cola as advertised?"



Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "



Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^



Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"



Customer: [Faints
very funny
yours mesho

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PostSubject: Re: let's see what will happen to us in 2010   Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:13 pm

keda keteeeeeer awi ana law makano akasar el beta3 dah w aro7 akasar pizza hut bel marra,hhhhhhh
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PostSubject: Re: let's see what will happen to us in 2010   Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:01 am

aked el ragel da 3amal keda
la2ela yekon bared ba2a

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PostSubject: Re: let's see what will happen to us in 2010   Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:07 am

hhhhhhhhhhh tb3n lazm i3ml kada
lazm yksr el mat3m koloooooooooooooooooooh we kaman el beta3 ely byklmoo
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PostSubject: Re: let's see what will happen to us in 2010   Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:00 am

sa7 keda

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PostSubject: Re: let's see what will happen to us in 2010   Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:34 pm

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