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PostSubject: stupid qestions with smat answers   Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:11 pm


BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear

and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both

ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What

do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no

one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

yesterday".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a

donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be

showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say

prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good

cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of

COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

on the same day and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in every country, son


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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:57 pm

hhhhhhhhhhhh gamda ta7n ya basha
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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:45 pm

shokran ya gameeeeeeel

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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:50 pm

hya deh el frfasha
good ya rayes
go on b2a
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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:56 pm

mashy hatshoof

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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:31 pm

eshta ya basha
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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:03 pm

gamdaaaa awyyy.go on
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PostSubject: Re: stupid qestions with smat answers   Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:00 am

ok thanks

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